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Show some bloody support [05 Jul 2007|09:14pm]
Take one a day

Man I Suck [10 Jun 2007|12:28am]
[ mood | blah ]

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1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

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Odd update urge [16 Dec 2006|02:20am]
[ mood | anxious ]

It makes me wonder right now, but i might just be tired, how  this little baby, currently sitting still in my wifes belly, whom i have not yet met, though i already love more than my own life, could make the urge to update my journal, which i rarely do, be so strong. There is a minor complication but i have faith in the medical system, though i truly feel at the moment like i must. Terrible thoughts dance to a terrible tune in my mind now, strong perhaps from the lack of sleep. In all honesty they make me want to destroy myself they are so fierce. My wife is strong and beautiful, the traits my young one will undoubtedly inherit from her. Wish happy wishes for us, think happy thoughts, pray, burn incense, or just scream it to the heavens. Say my childs name, Aire Iray Salaiz. I couldnt be happier i think.

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More Nerdy CARP [21 Nov 2006|04:51pm]
HOOCHA HOOCHA HOOCHA! LOBSTER.
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[25 Aug 2006|06:44pm]
w00t!
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Double Shot today of Online Gaming [16 Mar 2006|10:27am]

Comic

 

Movie

 

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[10 Mar 2006|04:30pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

Reply with your name and:


1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.

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Through my eyes ese [01 Feb 2006|11:37pm]
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnemurigusuri.livejournal.com%2F

finally the world as it should be...
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[12 Dec 2005|09:46pm]
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=365110 
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GANKED!!! [09 Dec 2005|10:51pm]
--Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

--Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

--Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

--Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

--Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

--Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

--Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

--Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

--If Chuck Norris was a country, The chief export of Chuck Norris would be pain.

--To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

--If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

--Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

--Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

--There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

--Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

--Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

--Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

--Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

--When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

--The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

--Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

--Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

--Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

--Bruce lee once tried to pull the hairs from Chuck Norris's Chest... Bruce lee is dead.

--When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

--Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the $!@% out of little kids.

--Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

--Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas

--After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

--Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.


_all props to the guy that wrote this and got ganked
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Stolen [06 Dec 2005|02:04am]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I gave roguish_blush a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I set nemurigusuri's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (508 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
burn_clean

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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oh no da cuteness!!! [20 Nov 2005|03:19pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

my heart hurts now...

 

http://www.deviantart.com/view/22451106/

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Married life [08 Nov 2005|03:53am]
[ mood | loved ]

Something has changed inside me i think. Sometimes the feeling akin to having had my foundation rebuilt and other times just as if someone has changed the wallpaper. Living with the girl changes me somehow i grow, my roots sinking further and deeper knowing that what i need is there and simply wanting to have it is enough to drive me. I was expecting to be married and feel somewhat different to have my happiness and joy simply erupt from me and tear me apart but nothing like that has happened. My heart always hurts whe she cries, she makes me smile just by seeing me, even fighting i love her. So i see, we've been married. We always have been just now do i realize it. I am happy and all i need is to enjoy this life with her.

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Can of Worms [13 Oct 2005|06:09pm]
Please post responses anonymously and honestly.

Query

What did i do to you? Something that has remained unforgiven.
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Stolen [12 Sep 2005|04:07pm]
http://liongiraffe.ytmnd.com/
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[25 Aug 2005|04:35pm]
[ mood | naughty ]


Xperimental Intelligent Neohuman

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[24 Aug 2005|04:09pm]
[ mood | grateful ]

well the season is in full swing again and as i was hurting from boredom a few weeks ago now i am drowning in work. got in late yesterday i had gone downtown to pay our pnm bill but all of downtown was locked down. the funeral procession for the two dead officers was slowly making its way through town. after ten minutes of sitting in my car stopped in the albuquerque heat i decided to park and gawk. i walked to the intersection and settled against a light pole to see what was happening. there must have been every police car in the city there lights flashing sirens blaring. 15 minutes into it i started to see cars from espanola, santa fe, clovis. it wasn't a memorial it was a protest. i actually found myself moved by it. why are they invisible until the moment they are behind us red and blue lights blinking in the rear-view? for those few minutes they were the ones causing the traffic jam, being selfish, and having a bad day. i never noticed. until someone died.

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[19 Aug 2005|03:21pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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busy [19 Aug 2005|01:55pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

been an incredibly busy couple of weeks. its made even longer by the lack of innernet at our house. ;_; all work and no play... i am happy that PSA is starting again though i got in a real funk there for a few weeks because i was so bored. my sisters wedding was the most beautiful disaster i have ever experienced still lots of love for our SF's that decided to come out here. dont get too comfortable out there though friday the 28th of October its

                                                    WeddingFest '05

come check out the thrills, chills, and spills as the ruthless Dulcenator takes on her long time rival Luis "Stone Kold Killah" Salaiz in a one time only ball and chain match! Experience Nuptial Mayhem at its blood-soaked, teeth-bashing, bone-bustin finest!

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[04 Jul 2005|02:24pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Vive le GayCollapse )

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